LAMECLAN.FISH

Lameclan alif secret

2010-09-28T09:01:00.001+08:00

SlapNbang

2010-06-08T23:25:00.002+08:00

Lameclan production presents: err...k

2010-05-27T17:09:00.003+08:00

Our 1st organized gig yaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

lameclan REVAMP?!!?!?!??!??

2010-04-05T18:22:00.003+08:00

Hey yawwww. thks to boon for the awesome update. no one knew he updated it. last priority maybe. heh. well, its been a long time since we have updated this blog. i even have not update my own blog. oh well, kena hang, so delete lor. don want any trouble. since i already have trouble going on now. outgoing siol. everyone is looking for me.

since its a new generation of lameclan, i think we shud invite mia and siti to the ex-co members of lameclan. they are awesome and cute and most of all, LAME!!! we are not only lame but we are smart.

We not only do lame joke, but we organise things and events now. cool huh. Last time we used to make videos, photography, outings and defend our territory that is at civic centre. now we do ridings, irganise outings, gigs and concert and we lost our territory. aww.... damn.

Actually above all, kr was sold to the shop and now, we welcome WR200, RXZ135, SP150, R150 and not to forget our young one that is wave125. and not to forget the nama melekat HMPT!!!!

till then, plspls, sumone update this pls. THKS!!!

rewind of 2009

2009-12-31T13:56:00.003+08:00

ok. lets do this. well rewind of 2009. thus the title. *chop

well 2009 if trust us one of the most memorable year. each and everyone of us. we have changed a lot in the year that is soon ending. so i have a few awards to handout for 2009.

the most obvious award. the WEIGHTLOST AWARD goes to....*drumroll pls

SEMPOI

due to unknown magic. all of his fats has transfered to Farhan and zaha.

next award is the MOST SWAY AWARD. goes to....

ALIF

if u want full details why he win the award ask him. but here is a few. he kena summon atleast $500 for a few SWAY kene caught crimes. he fall from 2 bike not belonging to him. he doesnt even have a license.

following award is the MANest Award... goes to again

FARHAN

im cant state the reasons to protect people who are innocent until proven guilty.

up next is the LU PE MUKA MINTAK HAL AWARD..... goes to....

ZAHA

this year alone he has encountered several trouble not only to himself but others around him because of his handsem look. evryone is looking for trouble goes to him. so if u fell u have not problem and want to look for it call zaha. police sold separately.

looks like we're running out of time.. but well congratulations to all winners. those who never win IKPP. we have a celebration to go to. ccb.

hi

2009-08-03T02:23:00.000+08:00

zaha = hiatus. unless asked to hangout or sumthing.

ERRRR. OK!

2009-07-20T21:33:00.002+08:00

hello everyone. sorry for the lack of updates. all of us are currently quarantined at Pulau Lame Belakang Mati because all of us kena b-zero-zero-n disease (boon). not suspected but confirmed case. none of us is dead yet and i know all of you readers are relieved to hear that right right. ^^b.

and btw, the symptoms of "boon" are :
(1) always shout out "why?!" in a loud manner with no apparent reason. (yeaps, thats true)
(2) typo error of the word "noob". you write "boon" instead of noob. (this is the most serious symptom)
(3) loss of ez-link more than 10 times. (this is..not so serious symptom. but if you loss it around 20 times, you'll be near death already)

so if anyone of you has "boon" disease, please dont hesitate to call us or pm at the tagboard and we'll immediately send a chopper to your house to kena quarantine with us!!! oh yes! on an island with all the lameclan members! how cool is that?!?! (*screaming like the guys at heineken commercial where one of the rooms are filled with heineken beers*)

and btw, you need to wear a blindfold in case you have any of the above symptoms. the boon bug spreads through eye contact when the eye sneezes.

please exercise caution.

(ps. this is a lame post. not true.)

LOLTOTHESKIES yaw!

ANGEL SOW

2009-06-26T12:51:00.003+08:00

One day, 3 man got into a car and went to a party. Shafiq black the driver, Zaha the sucessful bassist and Hairul the incredible athelete. they partied so hard and were so high after boxes and boxes of ciggs. at 4am or so Hairul decided to go home as he had traing tmr. so the 3 buddies went back. they were on the expressway SKE(Sengkang Expressway) heading towards HRE(Hutan Rimba Expressway) when all of a sudden black lost control...

Guess what they died... RIP

when they reached the afterlife doors, an angel with extremely outstanding facial feature appeared and a tempang leg. Its name was ANGEL SOW. the angel ask them each one ques.
When people see u for the last time what do u want them to say?

ZAHAhahah: I want them to say that i was the greatest musician to ever lived in marsiling and that im KO.

BAI: I want the them to say that RP will no longer be champion without my leadership and he looks hot in the coffin.

BLACK: holy BOON!! HE'S MOVING

WHAT THE FUCK!

2009-06-22T15:08:00.001+08:00

LameClan Universe.

Lameclan @ work

2009-06-22T10:36:00.001+08:00

Lameclan??

2009-06-21T21:42:00.004+08:00

THis is what u get when the lameclan sleeps together

let watch again!

2009-06-10T23:52:00.003+08:00

ok, here are so far the videos that we have created and captured. Enjoy ya.

Size doent matter. (*if you noe what i mean)

2009-06-06T14:50:00.004+08:00

HAFIZ FORNEVER_JUNE 6 1990- current__________

Well hello. my my. just dusting the cobwebs of this place. Now this is prof Boon i have been busy doing research on a particular human subject known as pendek, shorty, fiz, afiz, hafiz fornever, and my personal fav THE WIZARD. ok. After about 7 years of close up survey. he has shown significant data to brush off the old saying. Size matters.

This lil geek from ADP grown into a sick freak of nature in Msl where he got the name "the wizard" cause he save Princess Fathein of Icantrememberwhat land. ya i know its a long name. well he save the princess after resurrecting King Bunidas. to stop the tyrant BIGNOSESOW and GREATBALLSACK G from destroying the land.

After Msl, he graduated to a private wizard school and finally made it to NYP. Nanyang Youth Polywizardry. yeah. now he is on track to become the Great Canoebrooming wizard of NYP!!

now after all that i have sucessfully destroyed the size matter continuim. so small dicks and small breasted ppl. dun be shy. you never know when your small size assets will come in handy.!

*dramatix ending music
SOW SOW SOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

helium madness

2009-05-31T01:01:00.004+08:00

Jobhunt ( we are just fooling around )

2009-05-11T01:19:00.002+08:00

Infamous face

2009-04-30T19:12:00.002+08:00

Okok!!! zaha here. before i go, i would like to show u this funny video we made.

Just fer laugh

2009-04-20T17:00:00.002+08:00

well enjoy. do comment.. this was when i was a young isaac boon parker. with the title of prof i have come so far into where i am today. but remember do not forget yourself in this world. once in a while check your pass. embrace the cock that was once hairless. the face that was the adoration of many. now its all gone.......

School starts today for tertiary ppl

2009-04-20T00:06:00.002+08:00

Today is a big day for the lameclan. Since today is 20th april 2009, Its the 1st day of school for all of them.

Hadi is going nyp to serve his 3rd year sem and will be going to undergo his year 2 and year 3 modules. Basically he repeated his year 2 module and is going to do the same crap again this year. While walking to school, he would tell everyone that he is the coolest president of Live audio, which is so untrue about the coolness.

Sempoi have just reach the tertiary level in rp. Since he is from ITE, he have at least the most basic knowledge, that is acting as big fuck. He will be using his $400 to buy us lameclan an al amin meal each. INcluding the members such as hadi tom, shil, norisha and haikal lueks.

Zaha's appeal to continue school in sp is a success and will be going to school today like a superstar bigfucking mama tosai. Since his time table rocks!, he will be laughing like hell to the rest of the lameclan. During his free time, He will think about motor and try to work for money or just steal money from the rest of the lameclan or maybe steal their lighter and sell at cash converter.

farhan is a year 2 student already in rp. u know i know what hes going to do.

Alif, same thing like farhan, u know i know. But he is abit different. WHile schooling, he have to save up money to oay his fine. A fine that can lead to jail. An offence not many dare to commit. A commit that alif will also not dare to create. U know what he did? ask him. Anyway, He will be the rokok gulong man in the class.

Hairul, the most successful lameclan-ians, will start of his day today with 1000 push ups, 2000 jumping jacks, 10 pull ups, 100 crutches and run for 5km before going to school. And in class while studying, he will excercise his legs by lifting it for 100mins brfore putting his feet down on the floor. Then after class he will continue doing the same routine before going to canoe training at rp.

As for hafiz, an nyp student.No one knows for shure.

Boon! a man with phantom face. Will bring his bike for the 1st time to school and his objective to going school is to race the np road and attract attention from gays in np. Well, he loves having gay pillion riders. also, he will be studying his year 2 and 3 modules. Congrats to him.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? (everyone but no one will be)

2009-04-17T22:26:00.003+08:00

Well then its been a while. i had this vision while i was cleaning my dick aka shower. so when the conditioner got into my eye, i was transported into a land where Lameclan were millionaires.

*warong warong warong

Anxx: Let us start a company together with our media skills we will make playboy out of business.

Sem: Yes thats a great idea. i have been wanting to open such business in a very long time. My camera + your dick. we will make millionS from the million we have now.

Anxx + Sem : *horny millionaire laugh. Yeahahahahaha. yeah ouh yeah. baby ouh yes yes yes yes!! spank it baby!!!

Mean while.....

Zaha: Dude let us set up a recording studio! with my Godlike managering skill and your DJawesomeness, all the local bands will want to suck our d*ck for a chance to record an album!!

Hardick: Ouh yesAHHHH!!! i will be the MOST power sound engineering in Marsiling, Woodlands and some say Sengkang.

Zaha + Hardick = *choppy laugh. Ahak Ahak Ahak Ahak Ahak Ahak....

Mean mean while.....

Alif : well well i have a million dollars. i know im building a date service. where i will meet all the girls i want. WAHAHAHAHAHA. now lets see who will be my partner??? Anx? Sem? Zaha? Hadi?? Omg who will be my ASSistant???

Mean mean mean mean mean mean mean while...

Hafiz: Wahaha million dollar. Lets set up a gym for all Kayakers, canoers and other sea going activities that our schools have. We will be the Champions and all these guys will be our surbodinates.

Bai: Yes yes. *kiss left kiss right. i thinks thats a good idea. a gym where we can train 24-7 without fail. open even at night for people who cannot sleep like you.. hahaha. *kiss left kiss right

Hafiz + Bai : *kiss left kiss right.....

*warong warong warong warong

after that the shower cleared my vision and i went out of the shower.

the ends.......

ello

2009-04-14T10:59:00.002+08:00

So sorry we were not updating this blog. well u c, we're bz with business uh. too much paper work and planning for us to do.

But hey!! don be sad watchers coz we got 4 video coming up! well, u just have to wait while u masturbate 1st. k.

lameclan in Facebook

2009-03-31T23:25:00.004+08:00

Guess wat?!!!!!!!!!!

LAMECLAN existed in the FACEBOOK.

Well, hurry down to FACEBOOK and search LAMECLAN, with small capital words. No spacing or space at centre. Just LAMECLAN with small capital words.

Not big. just small.

But not too small nor too big.

Basically we created a group there so that U guys can post discussions there coz we don give lameclan password to anyone except for the ex-co.

lol. No hurt feelings.

So, hurry _down and join the group and post ALL the discussions and many more u can do.

I think can post video also.

So CUM _down and ^share ur thoughts and videos and hey, wtf. DO CUM

The LameClan Handshake

2009-03-27T16:35:00.003+08:00

OK! abit of lameclan history!!!

The lameclan handshake was suppose to be a secret handshake between the actual lameclan. But because we are expanding the lameclan family, and becoz we had done this stupid video, its not a secret anymore and hence, is open to public use. This handshake is the lameclan pride. A super pride. awesome and spectacular handshake.

The lameclan handshake was originated from the land of the woods. woodlands. It was created by the sir alif jamaluddin. It was created long before the lameclan.bs were formed. It was our secret handshake. But due to popularity, we, the lameclan members declare it open to anyone who wants to use the secret handshake. Well, eventhough alif is the one who created it, WHO CARES! The handshake is seen as the lameclan. LAMECLAN FOR LIFE. unless ur dead.

So, if u know us, and wants to talk to us, be sure to use the handshake with us and we will awesomely reply u with the same handshake. It our pride man.

WHO WANTS MANIPULATION?

2009-03-26T14:56:00.002+08:00

NEED EDITS/MANIPULATION LIKE THESE...

pay me $100* per pic and ill do wonders to your pic.
*only accept cash.

bye suckers!

COME AND RIDE WITH ME!!!

2009-03-25T22:48:00.008+08:00

BEN

well good evening everyone. im here to introduce our newest transport and my new best friend.
his name is ben you know after the famous green people. ben 10, benjamin franklin and Bruce benner.

B.F -------------------------------------------- B. 10 --------------------------------- B.B

so i decide to call him Ben. if you are alone at night and have no way of going home who do you call??? when there's ezlink missing in your wallet who do you call?? when you miss the last bus who do you call???

Boon & Ben!!!!!

*term and condition apply
-only for ladies if above office hours.
-only for people who believe that a helmet will safe their life.

Lameclan loaded

2009-03-23T22:41:00.004+08:00

hey yo!
as you know,tmr at live and loaded the band fake eyelash will be performing and there will sure be hardcore dancing.so,i've set the formation for the lameclan dudes to hardcore dance.

okayyyyyy semp is at the centre coz he is the best hardcore dancer in the lameclan.he can do 2 step while doing kungfu!whoahh awesome tak.
alip and boon will be on standby coz they 2 are the next best to semp.alif can eat maggi while doing 2 step while boon can breakdown by just being boon.whoahh this will be great! awesome too.see you guys tmr or maybe on teevee on thurs at 11pm.

the bat

2009-03-23T12:15:00.002+08:00

R.I.P HAFIZ
2003-2009

thank you for being with lameclan.
we had fun with you.
all the sucking and the fucking with each other.
with love, lameclan.
stay hardcore!

Updates for March 2009

2009-03-23T03:20:00.005+08:00

I zaha, as one of the vice pussydent, would like to thank all the fans of kickmetoheaven.blogspot.com and lameclan.blogspot.com. I is a pleasure to be writing this day our updates so far this season.

It has been a long week and mamny things happen from lives, to lifes.

1st up, I would like to mension boons name and congratulate him for being our next and new pussydent alive. Recently he just bought a bapak2 bike. Phantom seh. Striking green color which has been cemented with bird shit on the riders sit. U can find his bike at sengkang. I dono which part. But its at sengkang. Sengkang, a so called quarantine state.

Next, i would like to pray for the safety of our newly enrolled lameclan member on bike licence. Hadi and alif. Alif is going to enrol today. Hopefully today he would not be fined for anything. Or else that enrol money is for fine dey.

Up next is our newly lameclan.bs member. He is the one who was a back up mesmara drummer. A spare tyre. Or maybe u could say, spare part. He weighs somewhat heavier than a bird but lighter than an elephant. He got a girlfriend, her name is hiryantits. He got a permenant band called Lol2theskies., an instrumental band. He is also known as the paitao king. He is the one and only, HAIKAL!!! HAIKAL LUEKS!!!

Thats all for the update as of the rest is just about refixing and rearranging the status of ourselves. Anyway, we will be planning, or shud say we will going to be doing a lameclan episode where we will make a video from the very beginning of our clan till the end. Hopefully till we have grandchildren.

ok then, kirim salam uncle naik bicycle.

The worst thing

2009-03-20T00:19:00.004+08:00

This year, especially the 1st term of this year is the worst life of lameclan ever. This is the 1st and the worst thing ever happened to all of us. We all had not experienced this much since the revolution of lameclan.

All 8 of the ex-co members had experience things that they didnt expected.

Until now, Alif have not paid his school fines of $75 since last year. tO ADD those up, recently he was caught littering cigerette gulong butt and was fined $200.

Farhan, recently lose his love one and most recently lost his job due to bringing a lost iphone home. He didnt steal. He only took it home for safe guard.

Zaha, was thrown out from school as he had failed the same module twice. He also failed 4 other subject. To sum things up, he failed 5, with an F.

Boon lost his ez link and some money after his Bike test. Count to date, he had lost his ez link card for the 10th time since poly 1st year.

Bai, loses a small muscle on his left butt. Because of that, he became depressed and angry and nearly jumped down a building for suiside.

Hadi, had an incident during his prac 1.1. He Fell from his bike when he brake very strongly.

Hafiz recently became gay and no one knows what he became next.

Sem became beserk and crazy and started to push people around and hardcore dancing. And all thanks to the delayed bursary of $400.

what to do during the holidays if you're super duper bored.

2009-03-15T22:51:00.002+08:00

monday - sunday. go to woodlands civic centre at around 9pm and shout..."LAMECLAN COOL/HOT GUYS!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!" we'll be there and MOST likely invite you to hangout with us if you're a guy, and DEFINATELY invite you if you're a girl (hot/sexy girls only).

if you can't find us there, give us a call (if you have our handphone numbers/add us on msn/go and die and meet us there in 37210436209846 years time)

once again we'll MOST likely invite you to hangout with us if you're a guy, and DEFINATELY invite you if you're a girl (hot/sexy girls only). T

anyway on 16 March 2009, we're gonna catch "COMING SOON" movie. anyone interested please pm us ASAP. once again we'll MOST likely invite you to hangout with us if you're a guy, and DEFINATELY invite you if you're a girl (hot/sexy girls only).

and on 22 March 2009, check out Hadi's (which is me posting this) band, Mesmara performing at FAD media studio (near kampong glam cafe/Nasrin/Haji lane/Masjid Sultan). Presale tickets are sold at 8 bucks. get it from Hadi. Hadi will definately welcome you with open arms to come down to support his band since he is a nice guy. =p

HEY YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
COME AND RIDE WITH ME!

Lameclan countdown

2009-03-15T14:21:00.004+08:00

Tiger pussy

2009-03-13T14:44:00.002+08:00

sow was here

2009-03-12T14:01:00.004+08:00

Our 1st LIVENLOADED outing with the whole lameclan creww

2009-03-05T00:12:00.003+08:00

ITS END OF THE MONTH OF FUCKING FEBRUARY.

2009-02-28T18:45:00.004+08:00

LAMECLAN TSHIRTS WILL BE PRINTED SOON!
HERES THE DESIGN MADE BY ME.
SIMPLE ONLY.
FANCY2 FOR WHAT!
LATER EXPENSIVE!
WHO WANT TO BUY,CONTACT ME.
WHO DONT WANT TO BUY,DONT EVER THINK OF GETTING ONE!
BYE CUMMERS & BLOW JOBBERS.

love love love

2009-02-17T01:17:00.001+08:00

silverstein parody

2009-02-15T03:00:00.002+08:00

LAMECLAN T-SHIRT

2009-02-01T00:31:00.003+08:00

OK!!!!!!!!

By end of this month, the ex-co(some of us) is planning to design a shirt. Not any shirt. But the lameclan shirt. Basically its a shirt with the lameclan logo on it. Most prolly on the front where ur chest stands. So, the proposal is that we design a black shirt with the logo which is located at the very top of this blog. Amzaing huh. But not sure what we wanna put behind the shirt. maybe a small wording at the top around the neck at the back. And so, it cost approximately $15 but maybe we reduce it to $12. C 1st depend on how many ppl are doing. Hope u guys who is reading this wants to buy a lameclan shirt. Anyting pm any of the ex-co at msn as located at on the left. bcb

Dance.

2009-01-31T11:54:00.003+08:00

going to hardcore gigs is tiring but fun.
its a a good healthy lifestyle.
you can dance like there is no tomorrow.
circle pits, forcing yourself to punch the air, swinging yr arms and legs.
exercise yr face muscles.
u see what i mean.
see u in the pit muthafucks!

how funny are you?

2009-01-31T01:57:00.004+08:00

well hello again to all my frens im glad you came today. i have once again achieved and momentus equation of live. have you ever thought what had happen to you? years have passed and feeling the funny bone dun laugh no more. or the funycocklectus in your brain cant make up those tear bring jokes. well i got the answer.

H= K((CO)/A)

where H is humor. the amount we have left in our body. or the amount we can supply.

K is a constant. which according to research 2.413. the lameness effect. which comes with every joke.

C is the chimness of the joke. meaning the difficulty level. Mainly 3 catagory

hadi- joke which is the easiest. also the lamest

zaha - joke which is insulting yet humorous
and the level most difficult
NOOB- where rare but extensive and effective

O is the originality

and lastly A is the age.

so see. even with the highlest level of lameness or the intensity of originality. we are all doomed to lose our sense of humor forever. its just a matter of time when our H becomes 0 and we are all doomed to retardness. the cold world will lose it laughter. and the ice age will come.

so guys and gals. crack those jokes while you still can. or you might just lose it.

Us naked

2009-01-30T00:23:00.002+08:00

This picture is us naked. Just interpret it woever is who ok. Don want to show pic of the girls coz later they jealous about their bigginess.

The Full member of ex-co lameclan

2009-01-28T07:49:00.001+08:00

an old video. BOON during alif's sister's wedding.

2009-01-26T23:03:00.004+08:00

funny moment man. enjoy it guys.

Tertiary Schools Guide

2009-01-11T00:36:00.006+08:00

Helo fellow lame idiots n fellow retards out there. Ass u noe during dis past 3 days, there was a skool open house for all of da Polys to let da little boys n girls who have yet 2 graduate 2 see and ask retarded questions abt some courses.

im gonna talk to u abt da various pros n cons of differents skools.

JC: 4get it. if u're reading dis then u're too much of a dumbass to even think of going to JC.

MI: also da same. you're not dat smart. so forget it.

ITE: well there's nothing wrong with going to ITE especially if u still wanna wear skool uniform. basically ITE is da same as polys but their modules r probably less difficult than some poly modules.
For further inquiries pls contact our Pussydent Sempoi at 98790147

TP: well none of da Lameclan members r in Temasek so not much info here. but from wat i noe of TP, da ppl there love to dress up even when going 4 a stupid lecture or lab classes. 1 thing for sure is dat TP has a lot of hot chicks n guys. plenty of dicks n pussies for every1. Currently no sex tape though. So if u're a horny pervert who loves dicks or breasts, JOIN TP!
For further inquiries pls contact 999.

SP: hmm. SP has everything. macdonalds, pizza hut, burger king, subway, just 2 name a few. its a mother fucking HUGE place. can easily get lost. Bigger campus = more chicks availability but more difficult to find. SP also has a lot of gd n cool cca's like skate club. BUT SP is a damn old skool. equipments tend to suck. Again NO sex tape from SP, even after wat, 15 yrs? So if u're a person who loves to eat n gd cca's, JOIN SP!
For further inquiries contact Zaha at 81445270.

RP: haha. wats there so say abt RP?. new skool. plenty of chicks, albeit chicks r dumb bimbos.
airconditioned everywhere. IF u ask any RP student of wat they think abt RP, they'll go " wah, RP gerek sial(damn fun). no exams". ask them wat the R in RP stands for, they'll say Rich, Republic, etc. IF u ask poly students from SP,NP,TP,NYP, these 4 skools will give u da same anwers but TOTALLY DIFFERENT from RP student answers. so enough said. its a poly joke. Since RP is a new skool, no sex tape has been made YET. we're waiting for anxx's or bai sex tape 2 appear anytime soon. or mayb even alip. So make ur own guesses n c if u wanna join RP!
For further inquiries contact Alip at 81845788.

NP: ahh. NP. great skool. plenty of chicks. plenty of hunks. gd variety of food courts. BUT. for every 10 hunks or babes u'll meet, 1 will definetly b a retard. -> B.O.O.N. Boon currently holds da record in NP for da most number of cca's in just 2 years. on his lists are Dragonboat, French Club, Adventure Club, Fencing. also heard he has a few more unknown x-cca's. NP is a GREAT opportunity for u to find stuff. no not condoms. BUT ezlink cards. plenty of Boons lost ezlink cards is in NP. to date Boon has lost his skool ezlink card min 10 times. Also no sex tape from NP.So if u want to join a skool where there's Boon or want to get a free ezlink card, JOIN NP!
For further inquiries DONT contact Boon.

NYP: wow. wats there to say abt NYP. amazing place. has Macdonald! fucking cheap. in NYP, there's da cool yet FUCKING LAMESHIT President Of Live Audio, Hadicks. NYP is a great place to study. cool environment . even has a smoking alley for all u smokers out there. Lots of chicks n babes. sorry no hot guys. as priority is dat we dont want gays in our skool so dat da young men in NYP can grow up 2 b horny STRAIGHT bastards. no dicks humping each other. just plain old dick in a pussy. Dont 4get we also have a sex tape. yes. our very own tammy. SOOO IF U WANNA JOIN A COOL N NOT RETARDED SKOOL WITH PLENTY OF CHICKS, JOIN NYP!!!!!!!!!!!
For further inquiries contact Hadicks at 90627937.

Remeber, its not da education dat comes 1st. dicks n pussies always come 1st. so let your dicks n pussies choose daa right skool for YOU!!!!.

DONT BE SMART!! JUST LISTEN!

2009-01-08T00:20:00.003+08:00

well hello. this is professor boon. every lameclan member have a lame lecturer at school. so im here to talk about mine. his name is MR HOR SIEW WENG. he is a cool guy but lame. seriously.

Yesterday afternoon during class. he talked about MM LEE going to NYP to show his commitment thing to the public. He went there and gave a speech. that you do not have to be academically inclined to have a good future. but if you are a good listener you will have a bright future.

If you dont get it. maybe you should join lameclan. because you lame. i should ask him to join this clan. in the end what he is trying to say is.

SHUT UP YOU FUCKERS!!! IM TEACHING HERE!!! NOW FUCKING LISTEN TO ME!!!

but he is a lecturer and so he tell the grandfather's great uncle's daddy's grandmother's storey to shut us up. of course. we did not listen to him. so he gave up. and just started talking to himself.

this is him. handsem fellow.

coolest guy i noe SO FAR

2009-01-04T01:28:00.004+08:00

well hello. im boon. today i met my fren farhan. he is a member of this lameclan too. he is a cool guy. but today. i deem him the most coolest guy i noe. because he has a MOTORCYCLE. not just any motorcycle. a B.E.A UTIFUL motor. he let me rode it. he trusted me with his bike. so i think he deserve this TITtle. here he is farhan the most coolest guy i noe SO FAR. he ride KR. awesome and B.E.A UTIFUL!

Lameclan education

2009-01-03T02:34:00.003+08:00

new years resolushit

2009-01-03T01:21:00.002+08:00

well hello again its me professor Boon im here share about new years resolution. its very healthy for one person to do this every year. it means that the asshole in you want to change. thats good ya. but after 18 years of research, i have come to a theortical statement that will change the world!!!

Are you smoker? have you ever had the resolution to quit smoking but fail again and again? well stop trying. instead smoke more. try to shorten your life more. instead of changing for the better try make a world record for fastest death from smoking. try other ciggs. like weed or cigar. but my recommendation is CIGAR!

Are you a ASSHOLE LIKE ZAHA? being an asshole is so easy? why change? trying to be an angel is not who you are. if you are zaha i ask you to stop. being an asshole is what you are born to do. we hate you for it but we also like it beacuse you make us laugh when you make fun of people. like boon. so be a cock. DO THE RIGHT THING.

Are you a fat ass trying to be thin? well forget it. things nowadays are so hard. with meals like MEGA MEAL, 2 for 1 canadian pizza , Student meal for every fast food. forget diets and exercise. go on binging. be happy do your tummy justice!!

Are you a guy trying to get a girl friend? well thats easy. instead of trying to find the perfect one, GIVE UP!!! just find one girl and ask HIM/HER to be your spouse trust me it works for both side. happier you happier world.

well than to conclude my statements, just dont try to change yourself so drastically. be who you have been for years. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD AT IT!

The Sexually Deprived Song

2009-01-03T00:33:00.002+08:00

good evening. im hadi, and this is the lyrics to the song called "Sexually Deprived". composed and produced by me, Hadi, on the night of the Bukkacamp, 23rd Dec 2008, by the seaside. This song is specially dedicated to those depressed people or very pervertic guy or even you who are, by the title, sexually deprived.

for those who have a guitar, this song is played by the chords of Amajor, Emajor and Gminor and Amajor for the chorus/bridge.

SEXUALLY DEPRIVED

VERSE 1:
ohhh, do you hear the waves crashing;
dooooooooOoo you hear the waves crashing, oh my dear ________(name of the guy/girl who is sexually deprived);
it sounds like. d*ck f*cking a p*ssy;
ohhhhh it really does sounds like d*ck f*cking a p*ssy from milf.com

CHORUS:
its okayy~ to be sexually deprived;
i can supply you with all the pornography you need;
or you can even, download it at limewire.com;
or even, bittorrent.com;

VERSE2:
ohhh, do you hear the ships or boats or kapal terbang horning (like they're feeling horny*this part is rapped);
ohhhhh, do you hear the horning sounds oh my dear _______;
it sounds like, MILF or SISTERS moaning;
ohhhh, it really does sounds like milf, sisters, sluts, bitches moaningg my friend;

CHORUS:
its okayy~ to be sexually deprived;
i can supply you with all the pornography you need;
or you can even, download it at limewire.com;
or even, bittorrent.com;

BRIDGE:
ohhhh porn porn porn, if only i can give you the pornpill;
which can satisfy your horny desires;
but its too bad,
too bad that you're sexually deprived oh my dearrr friend;

but!

CHORUS:
its okayy~ to be sexually deprived;
i can supply you with all the pornography you need;
or you can even, download it at limewire.com;
or even, bittorrent.com;

ENDING:
its okayy...its okayy..its okayy.
so just fuck off and dont touch my bitch you bastard.

- .h.a.d.i. from LOL TO THE SKIES!

The last 4

2009-01-02T07:46:00.003+08:00

FOr the last time in 2008, Zaha, sempoi, alif and Hadi had their last meeting and lepaking at ct hall. And it was the 1st time in 2009 that we met each other. THe nite of countdown was full of awesomeness. And as countdown is the final stage of the year, all of us accumulate so much points for the lameclan point award that we can beat Boon 10000000000000000000000000000000 times over his current point.

Hadi

Sempoi

Zaha

Alif

Even einstein knows how to breakdown.

2009-01-01T19:37:00.003+08:00

A walk behind an alley.
Laughed by two young hxc kids.
He angry and breakdown.

best way to spend a holiday

2009-01-01T11:25:00.003+08:00

well hello boys and girls, gays and lesbian, ladies and cockheads. its me professor Boon here on a research that i had done again in my head over the hours that i spent working on new years eve. this is a long research bear with me.

Last year, on the 31 of dec 9 am , i woke up and my plan for the day was all set up. i was suppose to go get some exercise by 10, then get refresh, go to compass point buy some flowers and fruits. flowers is for a girl that i had wanted to ask to be my girlfriend for the year 2009 but.....

i did wake up a 9 but snooze all the way to 12pm. then i woke up watched tv. my sister is going to the hospital because she is like pregnant and im gonna be an uncle. its like so big if i poke her dont need super poke. just normal poke she would blow up like explode. you noe. BOOM! but i didnt poke her. said bye and good luck i think. ok. after she left i was alone in the house. and had 2 hours before work. so i watched what boys at home ALONE and HORNY and ALONE would watch. Discovery channel! yeah mythbusters were on so i watched it. during commercial break took time for porn of course. ok not the point.

so after all that clean up, shower, suit up for work and was off. passed compass point but didnt stop to buy fruits or flowers. showed up at work and worked. kns.

work was ok. did cashier most of the time. what i notice people buy for new years eve.
TOP TEN no 5 ah.

1) is pregnancy test kit. seriously man. every 9 customer cnfrm got 1. they want to have babies new year so easy to count. now is jan so baby come out september. see easy maths.

2) is sanitary pads. ladies would buy like in bulk. SERIOUS. like this one lady she bought like a whole year supply ah. ok side track. ladies cycle their period every month for 8 days i think. so do the math. she bought a whole year supply. i needed like 3 big bag ah. damn.

3) panadol. dont care ah. extra or normal or extend or flu. but man people get sick during new year. or scared got new virus come out. 2003 new year, sars. 2008 new year bird flu. 2009 new year BOON FLU! yes dont worry research is going on.

aiya make it 3 ah. there is your top 3,

awesome. so where was i.. msg this girl i like and ask her to be my girlfriend. my plan of courtship was to go celebrate new year. bring out the flowers and ask her under the fireworks. but end up, asking her over the phone while counting money and closing the store. so romantic. damn.

so that is how i spent my new years eve. try it in another 364 days. good luck. ouh yea

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Happy New Year

2008-12-31T00:32:00.003+08:00

THe new year is finally here. And we will be recruiting more lame members this coming 2009. We would also love to nominate some of u guys to be the pussydent and vice pussydent of month january.

The vote will be by hand count. The more hand is raised, the higher chances of becoming the pussydent. So, make full use of ur 2 hands.
Actually got 3, the 3rd one is hidden inside our pants.
So open ur trousers and raise it.
For females, u got 4!!! 2 comes from beneath those chest guards.
If ur a shemale, better!!! u can raise 5. in a single person. thats cool.

Also, by the end of this month, we would decide whether boon can be promoted, stay at where he is, or demoted. Or maybe worst, sacked and will be humped by our current pussydent.

THats all from me, zaha. Wishes to all lame people out there to be lame, corny and horny at the most maximumed way u can go at. GJBJ

after bbq pit

2008-12-26T09:39:00.003+08:00

Hello fellow lameclan mother fuckers.(literally) milf......

I want to congrats all the members of lameclan especially the pussydent and vice pussydent for making the pit a success. (mcm paham) It was an honour to cum and celebrate this special day. The day we celebrate our official opening. THe day we celebrate 2 of our gayest member. Alif and hairul. ALso 1 of our very own whore, shila. Also to boon and ansex for coming unexpectedly. also thanks to our forefathers, boontits who had gave us protection from the evil boonidas and so on.

amen.

May the god of sex, boonxist, protct us from aids.

Lameshite At Midnight On Sunday.

2008-12-21T00:22:00.003+08:00

good morning ladies and gentleman, males and females, dicks and pussies. im hadi, your host for this lame-y post today,tonight,now.

starting today,tonight,now, there will be the "Lameshite At Midnight On Sunday" entry every sunday at midnight, just for you dickypussy out there.

and me, HADI, your favourite lameclan superstar, will start off with the very first post for today,tonight,now.

sorry im currently half-drunk matey. to start off let me say a few words..

THIS IS A WARNING FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO CANT TAKE LAMENOSITY, I CALLED THEM THE UNLAMENOSITY CREATURES WITH SMALL THINGS AND LOOSE THINGS. PLEASE FUCK OFF.

for you other readers..yea u...

be prepared. theres no turning back now, its only you, and the screen, reading this post...
please wear your headphones for maximum pleasure of reading the post.....the lower you wear your headphones or the positioning of your headphones is the main key for the highest pleasur-ity for reading this post...

and the horny bastards reading the post..please dont cum yet, if you have, please regenerate yourself before reading this post again.

other than that, im sorry for holding you guys, now i'll start..enjoy the....

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Lameshite At Midnight On Sunday. wowoowowowo groarrr chiaopoo moeooe fidhsaoifhnjvolsavd knnccbpcc.

once upon a time, there live a martian...on a very small island..a fucking small island..where big dicks and tight pussies are everything..wearing of condomns are prohibited..but there are contrabands condomns..those who are caught by the martian police force swat tactical force stars PTE LTD, will get their thing..chopped off. no mercy. and i mean it. CHOPPED OFF! (sfx : weoowoowowowo wowoow chop chop cut cut shing shong)

waa u horny bastards, its not that their dicks got chopped off, its their nose.

this martian, his/her name is...sowtali(tm*) (trademark)....

nose...sowtali(tm*) (trademark)....

to be continued......

on the next chapter:
u guys most probably will noe..what will happen. on the next chapter.
nose...sowtali(tm*) (trademark)....
contraband condomns....

and there will be a girl/lesbian...i name her...the...ferocious..... LoLgirl. with her pet monster....the retarded....BOON(tm*) (trademark)....

stay tuned.... till next time suckass.

BOON TEST BY SAIFUL

2008-12-17T15:38:00.002+08:00

yoyoyo.
i suck at this. trust me. u know wat i mean.

BOON TEST by SEMPOI.

Every day i go to school, i see boon along the way. He uses the same pants everytime i see him. He have big moustache and sprout-like beard which i adore it very much. He loves to say "HI!" in a gay, pervertic way to me everytime he sees me. Thats why i try to avoid him in a way, or another.

here i go

Evertdat i fo ro scgool, i ser boon alojg tje war. He uses the same wants evertymer i see gim.
He have vig mousdtacje and sptrot-like beard wgodnv o adore it veru mcu. He loves to say hi!
ib a fat, pervertoc way tp ,e everyto,g he sees em. Thaws why i tro to avoid jim ib a way, or abnothre.

BOON TEST by HADI.

2008-12-16T19:13:00.003+08:00

yo yo trolol chicken knnccbpcc.

this is the BOON TEST. done by hadi. (cks)

Every day i go to school, i see boon along the way. He uses the same pants everytime i see him. He have big moustache and sprout-like beard which i adore it very much. He loves to say "HI!" in a gay, pervertic way to me everytime he sees me. Thats why i try to avoid him in a way, or another.

IM HADI!

every day ui go to school, i see boon along the way. he uyses the same pants everytime i see him. he have a big moustache and sprout-like beard which i adore it very much. he lobes to say "GU!" in a gay, pervertuc way to me everytime he sees me. thats hy i try to avoiud him in a way, or another.

trololololol!

BOON TEST

2008-12-14T01:14:00.006+08:00

Come on guys, try it out. This is totally fascinating. -.-

Just copy the paragraph below and rewrite it without looking on your tabs.

Every day i go to school, i see boon along the way. He uses the same pants everytime i see him. He have big moustache and sprout-like beard which i adore it very much. He loves to say "HI!" in a gay, pervertic way to me everytime he sees me. Thats why i try to avoid him in a way, or another.

For your info im super good at typing without looking on my tabs. So here it goes.

Evert day, i go to school, i see boon along the way. He uses the same panys evertyime i see him, He gave bif mousracge and soriuy-like veard wgich i adoere it very much. He loves ti say 'HI!' in a gay, pervertuc way to me evertyime he sees me. Thars why i tru to avoid him in a way, or another.

Yeahh, told you im good at this. Haha.

Compulsory for all lameclan fuckers to do the "BOON TEST"

2008-12-13T00:30:00.000+08:00

The text below is created by ZAHA! And the purpose of it is to test whether u can type the text without looking at the keyboard.

Just copy and paste the dark red colored text to ur post, leave some space below and START TYPING! and test your friend tell your frens about it.

SPREAD THE LOVE

Every day i go to school, i see boon along the way. He uses the same pants everytime i see him. He have big moustache and sprout-like beard which i adore it very much. He loves to say "HI!" in a gay, pervertic way to me everytime he sees me. Thats why i try to avoid him in a way, or another.

Every day i go yo scjool, i see boon along the wauy, He yses the same pants wverytume i see him. He have bin moustache abd spriut-like beard which i afore it very much, He loves to say "HI!" in a fay. pervertic way to me everytime he sees me. Thats why i tey to avoir him in a wau. pr another.

LAMECLAN BABIQUEUE pit

2008-12-12T01:41:00.003+08:00

Hello ppl. Just wanna tell u guys that on thurday, 18 december 2008, we will be holding a meeting to plan, chat and discuss bout the bbq pit. Basically come there, listen to the plan and bring along the bbq pit money.

bbq pit detail
date- 22nd december 2008, monday
location- east coast park, pit no. 14
guess- invite anyone, but they must pay $2

Remember to spread the news to all lameclans members and all wannabe-lameclan members.

What do u guys think

2008-12-11T01:30:00.002+08:00

Recently, one of our lowly members had done a gd job in posting beneficial and educating post. What do u guys think about him?

shud we promote him to a higher rank, or leave it there as it is? Coz every decision we all make is a very crucial 1. especially handling with the fearest member of all, boon. I will post a voting poll to which promotion would boon get by end of this month.

the misai theory

2008-12-10T23:13:00.005+08:00

hi ther. for those who see me often im sure u have seen me with my moustache. thus the misai theory.

ok. now the theory goes that when you accumulate facial hair for a number of days (x) you will get that much happiness in return when you shave it off.

the equation is based on months of research in my brain and on my face.

my name is Dr Boonoob majoring in nonsensity and bullshitsim in SuckDeep University.

dy= B(x^n) dx

where y is the happines,

where x is the number of days

where n is the thickness

where B is the bullshit you go through during the days of facial hair,

well this equation i hope will bring a lot of hope to the world I wish that everyone will pass the knowledge!
in a recent experiment which had just ended, i went through from being almost bankrupt to now passing my bike test and falling in love. all from the misai theory. so if you dont believe in my hard based evidence do call or leave a msg. its totally awesome!

before and after photos.

how we met

2008-12-08T00:20:00.005+08:00

Alif and hairul were born on the same day 17 years ago. their mum and dad were best fren. before the were born their parents had paired up the two and wish that they would marry each other one day.

the day alif and hairul was born.

Alif mum: abah. our child is a boy. damn. we have to pay the dowry for our son wife.

at the other room hairul was born

Hairul mum: bang our child is a boy. hurray. our son has a wife just next door.

but hairul and alif parents dont noe that they both have sons. but lucky for them the boys were gay. so when they were old enuf. two years ago bai and popepin decided to have premature sex coz they were so in love.
Guardian pharmacy:

Zaha cashier: hi ther , just one item?

Bai: yes just the condom. but can u teach me how to use it.

zaha: yes.

since zaha is such a nice guy, he show bai how to use it. he open the box, took out the rubber and fit it through his thumb. as it was in the public zaha didnt show bai wher it was suppose to be actually fitted. he AsSume that bai got it.

Zaha: thats how you use it.

Bai: wow ok ty. u such a nice guy.

bai went to popepin house. they got rite to it.

months later, popepin started vomiting a lot.

he asked

popepin : bai sayang did you wear a condom?

Bai: yes i did. a nice guy name zaha showed me how to wear it!

bai smile. he then showed popepin how he used the condom.

took it out of the box, and fit through his thumb.

Bai: see. easy.

to be continued.

Lameclan idio(m/t)

2008-12-07T01:05:00.003+08:00

Something most of us learn.... a malay idiom..

Seperti katak dalam periuk.----- translate------- like a frog inside a pot.

U know a frog, inside a maggi mee pot.

The idiom means a person who doesnt think outside the box. Its like making a decision that is very easy to decide but decides not to decide easily.

Its like a frog, inside a pot, which can get out of the pot by jumping. (let say) Instead it tries to climb out which is impossible. Ready to be cooked.

It happened to a member of ours, semporn. He doesnt know how to think outside the box. There's this girl who went out with her frensss. and end up going home alone. Then she called sem to go home. It shows how fren are needed at hardtimes. Like a dick that need its companion. Sem is like a juicy tire which is needed when the other tire is punctured. No offence dude. And sem doesnt know the intention and was all happy and juicy. In the end.. dadadada....bla bla....

And so,cheer up sem. our dicks have to go on. find a hole or sumthing. GLORY HOLE!

Alip's CUM day.

2008-12-06T04:58:00.004+08:00

ytd, me, alip n semp were doing our weekly Gaying sessions. suppose 2 have zaha but he fell asleep while hadi go hotel 81 with his 2 guy n 2 girl live audio members. sure fivesome. not sure if hadi wants to share with his frens. i think they do "Train" position since so many ppl.

so after playing tai tits at P.O.W, we went to mac. there, i treat semporn n alip 2 large fries. as usual, semp was hogging da fries, so alip decide 2 watch porn on his laptop. then suddenly he said " eh sial ah, tkle tahan, aaah!!!!". then he came. his CUM spewed everywhere. even my shirt n semp cap kena alip's CUM. da ppl sitting bside also kena. alip was like phew, my CUM damn strong. =.=". i was like wtfff. sem was laughing like hell, he enjoyed getting alip's cum on his face n cap.

actually it was just alip acting like retard, dunno how to open da mayo packet. da packet alrdy got hole. but alip, retarded, so he go dunno do wat shit, da mayo spill everywhere. da ppl next to us, my shirt, alip's laptop, da floor, semp cap, da wall behind us n da table. retarded arsehole. so ppl. lesson learnt: check ur chili/mayo packet for holes.

We think this guy is hot

2008-12-06T00:40:00.002+08:00

The new PUSSYdent and Vice-PUSSYDENT

2008-12-05T01:19:00.003+08:00

We have finally voted for the next pussydent and vice-pussydent for the month of december.

It was a tough fight between Hadi, Zaha and sempoi to get the title as pussydent. Once again, sempoi retained his title as pussydent with a huge number of votes winning us by half. Zaha and Hadi we the most competitive to get the vice-pussydent with 11 to 18 votes respectively. In the end, Hadi won and zaha lost with a difference or 7 votes.

So far no one have ever beaten sempoi which was superior with his charming hardcore dance during his speech around mid november. Everyone was mesmerised and became MESMARA! On the other hand, Hadi was the king of lame jokes. But his jokes was so lame that ppl fainted from his jokes. Zaha was the most creative. Showing his dick infront of the stage was awesome. But when everyone saw his pubic hairs, Everyone change their attention to hadi. The ppl left standing there was just perverts.

To summarise things up, the rest are all losers unlike sempoi, hadi and zaha which was cooler than the coolest. And therefore, Sempoi is now known as the pussydent for month december and hadi as the vice-pussydent for month december. Wsih them luck!

regrets

2008-12-02T23:59:00.003+08:00

well hello again. have you ever regret doing something so much that now when u done it you wish you could just be hiro nakamura.

yes even i, boon, have regrets. more than i wish. i might even regret posting this blog. but hey again im boon, so what the heck right. this blog would be legen........... wait for it

dary. ouh yea. ok.

there are small regrets that we make everyday like

"damn i should have worn a tight shirt today" hairul said
or
"damn i should have did more pull ups"hafiz said
or
"damn i should have eat more during breakfast, im so hungry" sempoi said, half an hour after breakfast.

so there are lots of regrets but major regrets come once in a while and when they hit you, its like a kick to the crouch for boys and slaps to the face by girls.

for me currently there are atleast 100 but im just gonna put 3.

1) firstly. i regret graduating from secondary school. i noe it sounds gay but i do. the best years of my life was in the 4 years i commute from sengkang to woodlands. every morning having to wake up was sucky then but i miss it soo much. now in poly. life doesnt suck. its like a blender. yea. its grinding you up in a juice and when you just the right texture then it will suck you up. through a straw into the mouth of reality. damn!! yes so i regret that i graduated from secondary school.

2) i regret quitting a cca in poly. dragonboat. it didnt really matter at first, but man see some of friends who are still in the cca. i kinda regret. i could be like hulk + spiderman + boon a the same time. but i quit and now im just boon. so yeah it sucks.

3) i regret saying the three words. yes you know what three words. the most innocent three words. damn that sucked. i was young dumb and young noob (now senior noob). i said those words to a girl who i didnt know much about. the only thing i knew was that she was beautiful and i watched was too much chick movies. so again young and dumb. now i never really could look her in the eye the same as last time. never. just not the same. well so yea.

those are the three and if you noe me. man this isnt even the intro of my whole list of regrets. if i wrote a book of regrets. it would be soo long. by the time you finish reading, you would regret it. yup.

ok here is comes the wise parting words.

though i regret all those things i did, i never regret moving on. it somehow made me who i am today. a boon. yes the journey was full of crap shit and shame. but hey. thats the journey we have to go through. if not who is going to give advice to the future mini-me.

so keep on doing the things that you will regret! REGRET IT!!

:D

2008-11-30T10:08:00.001+08:00

Im treating you guys to porn again.
:D

Transit

2008-11-30T00:47:00.001+08:00

I wanna go tranisiting. wanna go?

Educational spanish pickup

2008-11-22T00:43:00.005+08:00

hi there. this is my first time blogging in this blog, my name is boon

well the owners of this blog have been posting one lame thing to another, i know better. so im gonna teach you guys some basic conversatinal spanish.

this information would be good for those who wish to meet spanish babes or those who just want to learn something new. but i found out that s'pore chicks dont speak spanish and therefore it is no use here. so i have wasted my time studying it for the past 6 weeks. but nemin lets carry on the lesson.

first things first, when u meet someone new you would either say something horny like what farhan would say "hey baby want to go home with me tonight" *farhan sexy and manly hairy voice. or you would say what i would say,

Buenas diaz!
:Good day!

Hola! yo me llamo Zawhore. Como te llamas tu?
:Hi! my name is Zawhore. What is yours?

Como estas?
:How are you?

Mui bien!
:Very good!

usted tiene ojos hermosos!
:you have beautiful eyes!

Yo vivo en sengkang!
:I live in sengkang!

donde vives tu?
:where do you live?

ok thats all for today. practice makes perfect. but again i know better you guys never practise. but hey look on the bright side. i've done one! HOSE AH! cool. ok i know we're suppose to end with a bold statement. so here is mine.

With great power comes great responsibility!

please vote for me. though i way bhind in polls i believed that john mc'cain could win. remember i know better, my name is boon.

Puki-boon Dex (Pokedex)

2008-11-21T22:36:00.009+08:00

All 150 pukiboon. da ' - ' means evolve. Gotta HUMP'em all!

1. Boonbasow (Bulbasaur) - 2. Boonvysow (Ivysaur) - 3. Veboonsow (Venusaur)
4. Chaboonder (Charmander) - 5. Boonmeleon (Charmeleon) - 6. Chaboonzard (Charizard)
7. SQUIRTle (Squirtle) - 8. Warboontle (Wartortle) - 9. Boonstoise (Blastoise)
10. Boonterpie (Caterpie) - 11. Boontapod (Metapod) - 12. Boonterfree (Butterfree)
13. Weeboondle (Weedle) - 14. Kaboona (Kakuna) - 15. Boondrill (Beedrill)
16. Boongey (Pidgey) - 17. Pidgeboonto (Pidgeotto) - 18. Boongeot (Pidgeot)
19. Boontata (Rattata) - 20. Ratiboon (Raticate)
21. Spearboon (Spearow) - 22. Fearboon (Fearow)
23. eCUMs (Ekans) - 24. Arboon (Arbok)
25. Boonkachu (Pikachu) - 26. Raiboonchu (Raichu)
27. Boonshrew (Sandshrew) - 28. Boonslash (Sandslash)
29. Nidoran with pussy - 30. Boondrina (Nidorina). 31. Boondoqueen (Nidoqueen)
32. Nidoran with dick - 33. Boondrino (Nidorino), 34. Boondoking (Nidoking)
35. Clefairboon (Clefairy) - 36. Clefarboon (Clefable)
37. Boonpix (Vulpix) - 38. Nineboontales (Ninetales)
39. Jigglyboon (Jiggylpuff) - 40. Wigglyboon (Wigglytuff)
41. Zuboon (Zubat) - 42. Golboon (Golbat)
43. Boondish (Oddish) - 44. Bloon (Gloom), 45. Vileboon (Vileplume)
46. ParASS (Paras) - 47. ParASSSUCK (Parasect)
48. Boononat (Venonat) - 49. Boonomoth (Venomoth)
50. Boonglett (Diglett) - 51. Boontrio (Dugtrio)
52. Meboonth (Meowth) - 53. Perboon (Persian)
54. SAIboon (Psyduck), 55. Boonduck (Golduck)
56. Boonkey (Mankey) - 57. Priboonape (Primeape)
58. Boonlithe (Growlithe) - 59. Arcaboon (Arcanine)
60. Boonwag (Poliwag) - 61. Boonwhirl (Poliwhirl) - 62. Boonwrath (Poliwrath)
63. Ahboon (Abra) - 64. Kadaboon (Kadabra) - 65. Alakaboon (Alakazam)
66. HADIchop (Machop) - 67. Boonchoke (Machoke) - 68. Boonchamp (Machamp)
69. Boonspout (Bellsprout) - 70. Weepinboon (Weepinbell) - 71. Boontreebel (Victreebel)
72. TentaCUM (Tentacool) - 73. Boontacruel (Tentacruel)
74. Geoboon (Geodude) - 75. Graboonler (Graveler) - 76. Goboon (Golem)
77. Boonyta (Ponyta) - 78. RapidASS (Rapidash)
79. Boonpoke (Slowpoke) - 80. Boonbro (Slowbro)
81. Boonemite (Magnemite) - 82. Booneton (Magneton)
83. Boonfetch'd (Farfetch'd)
84. Doboon (Doduo) - 85. Boondrio(Dodrio)
86. SIAL (Seel) 87. Boongong (Dewgong)
88. Boonmer (Grimer) - 89. MAK (Muk)
90. Shellboon (Shellder) - 91. Boonster (Cloyster)
92. Boonstly (Gastly) - 93. Boonter (Haunter) - 94. Boongar (Gengar)
95. Boonix (Onix)
96. Boonzee (Drowzee) - 97. Hyboon (Hypno)
98. Boonby (Krabby) - 99. Boonler (Kingler)
100. Boontorb (Voltorb) - 101. Electroboon (Electrode)
102. Boonsocute? (Exeggcute ) - 103. Exeggboon (Exeggutor)
104. Cuboon (Cubone) - 105. MaroWANK (Marowak)
106. Hitboonlee (Hitmonlee)
107. Hitboonchan (Hitmonchan)
108. Lickboontung (Lickitung)
109. Boonfing (Koffing) - 110. Weeboon (Weezing)
111. Rhyboon (Rhyhorn) - 112. Boondon (Rhydon)
113. Boonsissy (Chansey)
114. Boongela (Tangela)
115. Boongaskhan (Kangaskhan)
116. WHOREsea (Horsea) - 117. Boondra (Seadra)
118. Boondeen (Goldeen) - 119. Seaboon (Seaking)
120. Starboon (Staryu) - 121. Boonmie (Starmie)
123. Mr. Boon (Mr. Mime)
124. Boonther (Scyther)
125. Boonxx (Jynx)
126. Electaboon (Electabuzz)
127. Magboon (Magmar)
128. Boonsir (Pinsir)
129. Magiboon (Magikarp) - 130. Boonrados (Gyarados)
131. Boonpras (Lapras)
132. Boontoh (Ditto)
133. Boonoob (Eevee) - 134. Boonporeon (Vaporeon) - 135. Boonteon (Jolteon) - 136. Flaboon (Flareon)
137. Poryboon (Porygon)
138. Boonmanyte (Omanyte) - 139. Boonmastar (Omastar)
140. Kaboontoh (Kabuto) - 141. Kaboontops (Kabutops)
142. Boondactly (Aerodactyl)
143. Boonlax (Snorlax)
144. Artiboono(Articuno)
145. Boondos (Zapdos)
146. Boontres (Moltres)
147. Boontini (Dratini) - 148. Draboonair (Dragonair) - 149. Draboonite (Dragonite)
150. Boontwo (Mewtwo)

WTF

2008-11-21T02:11:00.003+08:00

u guys know wat TA, TO, TU, TXO, TXU, NE, TOS, TOA, TOU, FB, FT, BB, KO, KO, KO, and KO?
ask hadi he knows.i myself dono.

Sow VS Boon

2008-11-19T22:32:00.003+08:00

Sow VS Boon

Its a hard decision to predict which 1 is the better "the one" coz both are very strong and unique in a special way. Now let me differentiate between the both of them.

Sow

Has super large nose which can erect cum from it
Ever super changing concept such as from hip hopper to emo to scene to skater to gay
The ability to wear the same shirt for 3 consecutive days
Handicapped wolf fangs
Bubble King
Unlimited money code
The ability not to break any bones from a hard fall; indestructible
An inhuman giggling laugh
Trickster
Sow means baby pig or piglet

Boon

Super curledd hair which can store attacking cockroaches
The ability to lose item in 5 mins
Retard
Super natural human musculine
For honour
a father-like-going-to-die laugh
Slanted specs
Landfill lover
His name can change to so much of morph such as caliboon, boonidas, boontard, boon lay
boon means something to be thankful for; blessing; benefit

Who do u think is "the one" U decide, u vote, u choose. Do not regret choosing "the one" coz "the one" u choose is "the one" that change the world to a better place or a hell place. choose wisely.

Ahhh, good old times.

2008-11-19T01:05:00.005+08:00

Browse through some pictures and found this picture. Haha, classic beb. Life before pursuing our degrees in respective POLYs. The clan members. Some were not in the picture due to some personal reasons. Retained severely or went ITE instead. As you can see, the world is ever changing from time to time. People change too for the better. For boon, no changes take place. A retard in the past, still a retard in the present and counting. For the others, we changed alot for the better, hair style wise. From straight to curly b. Curly to curlier. Long to short. And short to shorter. As for boon, like i said, same ohh retard hair. But it looks good on him though. Yumyum.

My Little Brother Will Be The Next LJK!

2008-11-18T23:15:00.002+08:00

LJK. lame joke king.

why my little brother, a 6 year old, will become the next LJK after me?

there was this incident. i was walking home with him holding his hands. and we saw this chinese guy walking his dog.

and my little brother shouted out " WOOF WOOF! " very loudly.

and then, i asked him to be quiet and not to disturb the dog and the chinese guy.

and he replied me...

" that one chinese guy, i think he dont understand (the WOOF-WOOF word) " and gave off a cheeky tee-hee.

Funny ar?

2008-11-16T00:24:00.003+08:00

Someone really loves to say wank! or wang! or weng! i cant say the name uh. but her name rili fani.

mari kita berbahasa melayu!

2008-11-15T11:49:00.003+08:00

hari ini saya, abdul hadi akan "berpost" dalam bahasa melayu. post ini adalah "very challenging" untukku kerana
melayu saya macam nasi basi. kami semua di dalam "lameclan" sihat horny horny. hari ini kita akan pergi ke perkahwinan kakak alif untuk makan sup tulang. tak sabar siaa. lepas itu kami akan ke "gig" di cineleisure ( ohh yea! i am david sparkle! ) untuk menyaksikan band lokal dan ke scape juga. tak sabar siaaa! nnt dapat

waaah, penat nyer post dalam bahasa melayu.

k da. LoL LoL.

Baby Chop

2008-11-12T09:35:00.002+08:00

Today I Will treat you viewers to pornography.

Health Information

2008-11-12T01:23:00.004+08:00

this post is for all u horny males and females out there. these are the good and bad points of ehemm; "wanking" or "jerking off" or also known as goncang.

GOOD POINTS:
- Goncang is nature’s sleep aid
- Goncang is a great stress reliever!!!!!!!
* Aside from the physical benefits, masturbation, when you’re doing it right,goncang
is all about “you time” and taking time to focus on yourself is a great way to
break up the stress of a busy life. When used with sexual fantasy, masturbation
can be a great escape to let off some steam AND it’s a healthy, free, and
non-pharmaceutical tool right at your fingertips(or other bodypart/sex toy, as
the case may be). XD
- Goncang may offer cancer prevention(prostate cancer) very true.

this is wat happens if u goncang too much:

-FATIGUE(Feeling tired all the time)
-Lower back pain
-Thinning hair/Hair Loss
-Soft/Weak Erection
-Premature Ejaculation
-Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
-Groin/Testicular Pain
-Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

so, as u can see, bai do not goncang too much. FATIGUE = poor performance = no medal. for the rest of u horny ppl, do goncang but not too much.

Congrats pussydent and vice pussydent

2008-11-12T00:13:00.003+08:00

Today we appointed sempoi as the 1st president of lameclan. Whereas Alif is the vice president. Congrats to them for being the highest ranked among us. They won the election thru turning the bottle.
Hadi and myself lose by abit only. Anxx and Hafiz were way out the winning spot. Also, there will be 3 more members who will be joining us. Pls give a warm welcum to shila, norisha and fathien.

Actually thats all i wanted to post. But i want to make a confession uuh eventhough theres no moonlight.

Acutally ar, i hadi and hafiz went to eat mc at mcdonald. b4 we bought our food, we saw leftover fries. So, our thought was so fast that we think of the same thinking. Actually, we took the fries and give it to the rest of the lepak gang. The fries very nice rite? I know.

chop chop

2008-11-11T01:25:00.002+08:00

can we start having a sexy comittee member,?coz im getting horny alrd

Yea bebeh

2008-11-11T00:26:00.002+08:00

THE CHOPPING METHOD.

2008-11-10T23:29:00.003+08:00

(fyi.. we chop people's neck whenever he/she is LAME to the max by using our bare hands)

the normal way of chopping is like a karate chop. where you try to chop the person's neck as though you're chopping a carrot with your hands.

the other way is like, you're trying to smack a person's tits by doing a hi-5 some sort. instead of doing it at the tits, you do it at the back of the person's neck.

the MOST extreme and MOST power sia maximum, is like the first method, but add an extra element of sawing the head off.

so what are you waiting for?! ITS CHOPPING PARTEEEYYY TIME! go chop the person beside you.

faggot + bastard.

2008-11-10T00:20:00.003+08:00

is equal to fagtards!

how do mosquitos fuck?

i seriously wonder.. dont you?

by using my theory so far, (nearly reach the hypothesis but not yet so...), mosquitos..maybe they use their...eh wait!!!! do you guys ever wonder, insects can masturbate to maximum pleasure sia!! 6 feets/hands on 1 dick. O MY FUG!

ok im tired. zaozz everyone.

p.s. im cool

introduction to the lame-o's

2008-11-10T00:01:00.006+08:00

well hello fellow not-so-cool people.hahahaha *chop hadi * im sure after reading the past 7 post you might be wondering who the hell are we.is it a dog? is it a butterfly?is it an ant? are are we a gigolo running a lame blog? lame siolzxzxzx *chop hadi again for being lame* ok la,actually hairul is one of those gigolo you can find at www.thetend.com

lemme introduce you to us,the lame-clan ppl,hohohohohohhohoh

this is boon,when you spell it backwards you get,err,noob.does the name make sense now?

okay this is zahahaeo,he currently sits on top of lameclan record for being the most disgusting bastard to eats dirt and drinks fish + coke.yes im not kidding you.look at the picture properly and you get what i mean

well,this is the bai-golo and pope-pin.in case you're wondering,they both are former lovers who are truly madly in love.you can just look at the picture and tell that they are in loooovveeee until one day alif become pope and turned straight,hairul is still gay now.

okay,this is picture,concentrate on hadi.do you knw what he is doing when we are posing?he is trying to lick the unknown man's black nipples.pretty disgusting but true.something abt hadi that you guys dont knw is he likes black nipples.idk why,but he just loves it.and ohh,alif is sucking sth there,a crab's dick maybe?

$well,what can i say?he truly is LC undisputed peeing buddy.ohh,he has long dick too.not that i've seen it before,but he shows it to everyone he meets

this is where the ants live.i cant remember which cave is this.it has an amazing view.too awesome to be true

well,our friend sempoi has proven that you can eat while hardcore dancing.it is not easy but you can try it at home if you want to.it is an awesome skill to eat while hardcore dancing.sempoi holds the record for not spilling anything on the floor

i just dont knw what to say to this picture.now you understand why we are called lame clan?

and ohh,this is hafiz.he likes to cover his face with cloth.not that i know of why,but a source says that he does'nt want to open the cloth bcozzz he is too handsome,and opening the cloth would only mean that gays would fall for him.haizzzxzxzxz

anyone interested to join the lame clan,you must do the following

if you're a guy
1)suck all of our dicks
2)spend one night with hairul
3)moonlight confession

if you're a hot chick
1)book a hotel 81(you'll know what happens next)

its as simple as A B C! what are you waiting for?cum shot is it?

Jesus virgin?

2008-11-09T23:38:00.002+08:00

It is said that jesus is so pure that he is still a virgin till today. But i dont tink he is a virgin. Rumors has it that he loves to throw party at his village. A mass orgy party during his teenage life. (the period of time human get sooo horny in life)

So, on that party he would play a game which all guys will compete. The game is , whoever can cum with the most will get to fuck the prettiest girl on that party.
Their prettiest girl is pretty ugly to us. And so Jesus has this ability that god gave him whcih enables him cum unlimitedly. So, everytime he play this game, he would win And thus he gets to FUCK

Date out with Alif & Sempoi

2008-11-09T17:09:00.009+08:00

It was a period whereby all-rounder skimmers across Asia came to Singapore to participate in this spectacular event of skim boarding. Me, Alif, and myself, Sempoi went there to support Me. Me was one of the top singapore's skimmer back then to participate in this event with winning a few titles. ( Best chopping glider award jekk). Myself was also there to take photographs of chickies wearing bikinis ( TO,TA and NE jekk) and hot guys wearing tight board shorts. KO SIALL !! Me And Myslef were like AWWWWW-ing and grabbing our dicks to prevent from erections. Ahhhh. AWESOME.

Anyways, the waves were squirting like pussies while the boards were spinning like hard cocks. Me and Myself were thrilled by those humongous midget waves. Then bla... bla... bla.. blaa.. blaaa. babi... blaaa.. hadick chopchop... bla.. bla.. boops. blaa. blaa and so on. And yahh, to summarize the whole event, Me came in fourth in the overall result. Dammitt !

Let the photos do the talking. Picture tells a thousand words :

P.S from Me : I will like to thank all of my beloved fans there and Myself for supporting me in this event. They had put so much faith in me. Yeah, Jesus love me bebeh !

P.S from Myself: NOOBOON!

The art of masturbation

2008-11-09T10:47:00.002+08:00

The art of masturbation was founded by our forefathers of the ancient cavemen. Its an ancient artwork which was the ultimate pleasure for all male-kind to be done. It is so ancient that till now, people still use this artwork to do fetish stuff.

It all started from the year 81445270 b.c where dinosaur and men were no more enemies. It was founded by a cavemen called Small Dick Hairy-Hairy. In short people called him Hairy.

One day hairy was sleeping. As usual, cavemen sleeps while their penis is being tied up with a stick.( for longness purposes) But hairy forgot to tie his penis with a stick. Suddenly, His pet, boon, a retardesaurus, saw something that is very long and juicy.( which was hairy's penis) so, he went there and licked it and rubbed the penis with his sharp claws. Hairy woke up and felt the greatest pleasure for a cavemen to felt.

So, he tried what Boon had done to him. But this time with his hand and swamp mud as a lubricant. Ah! he felt so relax yet nice. Thats where he founded the art of masturbation named after his beloved with who also had a dick.

Nowadays people still do the artwork. But it is being modified trumendously. Thats where u have to figure out how and experiment by urself.

A good husband for the ladies.

2008-11-08T00:01:00.006+08:00

i was in school listening to the lecturer (which was fucking boring),
about microprocessors, all those microchips inside your laptop, television etcetera etc.

as usual, done by all lecturers, when they see a group of bored students, they decide to crack a joke or tell a short story or two.

this is one of the short story or a joke or whatever lah which the lecturer told us. i name this entry...

A GOOD HUSBAND FOR THE LADIES.

there are three married guys,
one is an engineer,
one is a lawyer,
one is a sports & wellness guy.

Except for the engineer guy, the others were in a tough situation in their marriage.

WHY?

just a question of Love can tear down the whole relationship. which results in a breakdown in the marriage or should i say, headbang-till-your-head-drop-and-explode-with-a-nuclear-warhead-stuck-onto-the-brain.

the wifes : Honey, do you love me?

the sports & wellness guy : Yea i dooooo~~~~

(glancing at the wifes body, fantasizing about other girls etcetera, got tired of his wife, and cheat his wife, and his wife got to know about it. breakdown occurs.)

the lawyer : Why are you asking me this question you bitch?! dont i give you enough money? i have evidences that i have give alot to you? what?! i fucking gonna bring you to court and sue you for this you bitch?!

(....breakdown again)

the engineer : Yes.

(simple yet true and honest. no questioning back their wife. no cheating, one is enough)

IN CONCLUSION.

engineers are good husbands since they dont like complicated stuffs and are honest to themselves when saying yes.

so engineer students (males), you guys are cool.

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p.s. it was just a story, so please dont be offended by it. if you are, so please dont read this entry. oh, you have read the entry. so too bad. go chill and have a cigar and coffee.

Hot bod

2008-11-07T23:33:00.005+08:00

Just now go watch movie at cosway point. I went with hazirah, fazree and fatin. Then when go in the theatre, it was dark. So had to pass by 2 ppl who had already sitting.
Then i saw this sexy hot bod. She sat beside me sia. Walaowei. nice sia. But then when the show ended, the light went up and i saw sumthing that is not expected. Hot bod with break face. CMI siallllll.

BUt then again, someone invented the paper bag.

I like. Curve la seh. like my protector. But the face like the triangle ready to be break into pieces.

Winter daze.

2008-11-07T00:10:00.003+08:00

dear diar-yrhea,

i woke up today with a depressed stomach. it emo-ed for i-have-no-idea how long, and it hurts alot that it wishes to slit its wrist (stomach's wrist) if there was such a word.

but then it was very happy when it decided to be friends with the "eye" and catch Maria Ozawa on spankwire.com.

his friend, the D*ck, gets a hard on.

and then.......

what do you guys think happened?

Hairul suck

2008-11-06T22:49:00.001+08:00

Hi hairul. Thnks for licking the remainder of my shit.

hahahahhahahhaa
k dah